Greetings, fellow pet enthusiasts and admirers of the eccentric! Today, we embark on a delightful journey into the world of Tetley, the enigmatic canine companion of our very own Bryony May and Sophie Kemp. Brace yourselves for a fur-tastic adventure filled with roast dinners, invisible superhero dreams, and a snoring prowess that could rival the most seasoned nap connoisseur.
Pet’s Name:
Tetley, known by many aliases including Tetley Tea, Teabag, Tea, Tank, Demon Dog, Puppy, and Doggy. Quite the repertoire for our four-legged diva!
Pet’s Age:
Tetley, the six-year-and-one-month-old maven of mischief.
Favourite Food:
Tetley’s culinary preference? The exquisite roast dinner, a connoisseur of fine dining indeed.
Best Part of the Day:
Nothing beats the joy of morning snuggles with Mummy when there’s no work on the horizon. Who can resist the allure of a cuddle session with their favourite human?
Superhero Power:
Tetley dreams of invisibility, not for noble reasons, but to trip up bad guys and indulge in secret snacking escapades. A master of mischief in the making!
Pet Olympics Dominance:
Tetley’s Olympic prowess lies in the art of the longest snooze. Victory celebrations include a stretch, a yawn, and a bowl of spaghetti bolognese. Bravo, Tetley!
Motto or Catchphrase:
“It wasn’t me, it was the cat.” Tetley, the queen of blame-shifting, always keeps us on our toes with her witty retorts.
Hidden Talent:
Move aside, humans; Tetley boasts a hidden talent – snoring as loudly as any seasoned nap enthusiast.
Celebrity Doppelgänger:
According to Tetley, her celebrity doppelgänger is none other than Jon Snow from Game of Thrones. A regal and charismatic resemblance, wouldn’t you say, we can hardly tell them apart.
Dream Vacation:
Picture Tetley in a sun-soaked paradise, indulging in doggy ice cream, basking in the warm rays, and revelling in the undivided attention of her favourite people. A canine dream come true!
Pet’s Job Responsibilities:
From postal investigation services to being a seasoned laundry sorter (socks, beware!), Tetley wears many professional hats. Her bag searches are unparalleled, and she takes her role as a personal trainer and co-driver very seriously.
Fun or Quirky Habits:
Snoring, ear acrobatics, and the occasional flatulence during countertop investigations – Tetley’s quirks are as legendary as her name.
How does Tetley Celebrate their birthday:
An annual tradition sees Tetley donning a differently coloured birthday hat, patiently enduring the family serenade of “Happy Birthday,” and savouring a special doggie cake. A birthday celebration fit for canine royalty!
Until next time, keep wagging those tails and get ready to meet the most important members of our team – our beloved furry friends! 🐾